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That FriendZone BS

Postby G10 » Tue Aug 01, 2017 4:00 pm

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Re: That FriendZone BS

Postby amstel18 » Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:20 am

:lol: Same girls who say they can't get a real man....
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Re: That FriendZone BS

Postby G10 » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:26 am

amstel18 wrote::lol: Same girls who say they can't get a real man....


Lol

Girl: "You are so amazing, I wish i could find a guy like you!"
Guy "I am guy like me b***tch!!" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: That FriendZone BS

Postby 357 Vic » Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:38 pm

lol

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Re: That FriendZone BS

Postby Ashveer03 » Sun Sep 10, 2017 2:58 am

Most populated places on Earth:

1. China
2. India
3. FriendZone

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Re: That FriendZone BS

Postby G10 » Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:54 am

Ashveer03 wrote:Most populated places on Earth:

1. China
2. India
3. FriendZone

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Lol I think that no 3 is where most guys are sitting now (i am not included in those stats though) :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: That FriendZone BS

Postby Ashveer03 » Mon Sep 11, 2017 10:34 am

Lol true, neither am i

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Re: That FriendZone BS

Postby vtroubleume » Wed Oct 04, 2017 7:22 pm

Haha the guys who are not in a hot friend zone have a muscular body , 6 pack abs, owns a big cluster house, a sports car and a few other nice ones , a yacht , jet ski , owns a few businesses , a beach house, a voice , personality and attitude of Vin Diesel , poetically romantic and gets on well with her mother ,so now a lot of hot ladies will disagree with me and say" it's not like that"

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Re: That FriendZone BS

Postby G10 » Mon Oct 09, 2017 10:48 am

It has been achieved!!!

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Re: That FriendZone BS

Postby G10 » Mon Oct 09, 2017 10:50 am

and then.........

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