The UnOfficial Funny Picture Thread...

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Re: The UnOfficial Funny Picture Thread...

Postby Bird87_ZA » Thu Nov 26, 2015 9:19 am

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[url=http://www.vwclub.co.za/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=151355]
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Re: The UnOfficial Funny Picture Thread...

Postby Tdi_Girl » Thu Nov 26, 2015 11:12 am

DarkRanger wrote:Image

Excuse the pun ! :lol:
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Re: The UnOfficial Funny Picture Thread...

Postby Bird87_ZA » Thu Nov 26, 2015 11:23 am

The only real thing it changed for me is that I will now use a condom if she ever gives me the opportunity.
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Re: The UnOfficial Funny Picture Thread...

Postby Tdi_Girl » Thu Nov 26, 2015 11:37 am

DarkRanger wrote:The only real thing it changed for me is that I will now use a condom if she ever gives me the opportunity.

Something like this I would suggest..

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Re: The UnOfficial Funny Picture Thread...

Postby Bird87_ZA » Thu Nov 26, 2015 3:52 pm

You would know.
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Re: The UnOfficial Funny Picture Thread...

Postby Neuk » Thu Nov 26, 2015 8:21 pm

DarkRanger wrote:You would know.


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Re: The UnOfficial Funny Picture Thread...

Postby suli454 » Mon Dec 21, 2015 4:05 pm

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Re: The UnOfficial Funny Picture Thread...

Postby Random-Hero » Mon Jan 11, 2016 2:56 pm

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Re: The UnOfficial Funny Picture Thread...

Postby Kyle » Mon Jan 11, 2016 3:01 pm

Was sent that by my ex today.
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Re: The UnOfficial Funny Picture Thread...

Postby Justin_B » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:38 am

Ouch....


Sent using the force...
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Re: The UnOfficial Funny Picture Thread...

Postby Random-Hero » Wed Apr 13, 2016 2:50 pm

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Re: The UnOfficial Funny Picture Thread...

Postby Random-Hero » Wed May 11, 2016 12:26 pm

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Re: The UnOfficial Funny Picture Thread...

Postby Yakuza Racer » Thu May 12, 2016 7:10 am

Image

and then

Image


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Re: The UnOfficial Funny Picture Thread...

Postby Titleists » Thu May 12, 2016 8:17 am

Yakuza Racer wrote:Image

and then

Image


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: The UnOfficial Funny Picture Thread...

Postby Shizzo » Sun Mar 26, 2017 6:42 pm

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Umphufu wrote:shagging leads to bad things, like STD's such as syphillis, clamedia, HIV, relationships.

Image = Image

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Re: The UnOfficial Funny Picture Thread...

Postby Shizzo » Sun Mar 26, 2017 6:45 pm

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Umphufu wrote:shagging leads to bad things, like STD's such as syphillis, clamedia, HIV, relationships.

Image = Image

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Re: The UnOfficial Funny Picture Thread...

Postby Justin_B » Mon May 01, 2017 7:30 pm

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